Pigeon

There’s a pigeon up on our chimney top

The incessant cooing just will not stop.

The kids think it’s great and coo in return

But with a match and a log we’ll let that bird burn.

Mom and dad’s actions may seem a bit drastic

But this talkative pigeon is making us spastic.

Whether inside or out we hear him all day

He’d better fly off before we cook him flambé.